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Post by Lady Uppercrust » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:09

Where does One go, when One suspects One might need an eye test ?
Obviously I would require a first class eye test, if such things exist. Money no object, but I don't want anyone to touch me.
Recommendations gratefully received.

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Post by BFG » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:13

I go to FJ Isaacs at the Paragon building.

They have proper eye-charts and everything.

And they are reassuringly expensive....
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Post by Lady Uppercrust » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:18

Thankyou, but not sure if I would class that as a recommendation, after all, aren't you blind drunk most of the time ?
Chortle chortle. :D

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Kooky » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:29

For a comprehensive test with lots of reasurringly bizarre machines: http://www.eyeretinasurgeons.com/specia ... _chong.php

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Burbage » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:30

I can charge you a thousand bucks and tell you you have perfect eyesight, if that's what you want.

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Lady Uppercrust » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:35

No, I want to be told my eyesight is a little iffy and a diamond studded heart shaped magnifying glass on a gold chain to be worn about my neck is what I need.
It's all about the accessories my good man, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that. ;)

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by canuck » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:45

been sticking cotton buds in yer eyes?

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Post by Lady Uppercrust » 3rd Nov, '08, 13:47

Heavens No ! I have a butler for sticking things in. :shock:

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Post by BFG » 3rd Nov, '08, 14:20

Lady Uppercrust wrote:Thankyou, but not sure if I would class that as a recommendation, after all, aren't you blind drunk most of the time ?
Chortle chortle. :D
Well yes, of course, but he takes that into account...
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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Snaffled » 3rd Nov, '08, 14:21

A butler? tsk tsk.
If there was a God, then why is my arse the perfect height for kicking?

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Post by BFG » 3rd Nov, '08, 14:48

Snaffled wrote:A butler? tsk tsk.
I take it that it is the single definite article that is causing the "tskness", rather than the employment of a butler per se?
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Post by Burbage » 3rd Nov, '08, 14:50

That's an indefinite article that is. You really ought to pass these things by your butler before you post.

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by canuck » 3rd Nov, '08, 15:37

Lady Uppercrust wrote:Heavens No ! I have a butler for sticking things in. :shock:
what are you exactly sticking into your butler? :shock:

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Post by BFG » 3rd Nov, '08, 15:44

Burbage wrote:That's an indefinite article that is. You really ought to pass these things by your butler before you post.
It is. The typing finger is faster than the checking eye....
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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Lady Uppercrust » 3rd Nov, '08, 16:07

You're all wrong :roll: He is very definitely a butler..................... I checked with the scullery maid ! :x

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Post by Snaffled » 3rd Nov, '08, 16:24

You didn't speak directly with her I presume?
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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Lady Uppercrust » 3rd Nov, '08, 17:29

Lord no, I sent an equerry. :roll:

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by BoD » 3rd Nov, '08, 17:53

So that makes you either a member of the Royal Family or a horse..
We are the TPF

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Re: Eye Eye

Post by Lady Uppercrust » 4th Nov, '08, 08:56

:roll:
It makes me nothing of the sort, he's on secondment to the House of Snoot.

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