Eye Eye
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- Lady Uppercrust
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Eye Eye
Where does One go, when One suspects One might need an eye test ?
Obviously I would require a first class eye test, if such things exist. Money no object, but I don't want anyone to touch me.
Recommendations gratefully received.
Obviously I would require a first class eye test, if such things exist. Money no object, but I don't want anyone to touch me.
Recommendations gratefully received.
- BFG
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Re: Eye Eye
I go to FJ Isaacs at the Paragon building.
They have proper eye-charts and everything.
And they are reassuringly expensive....
They have proper eye-charts and everything.
And they are reassuringly expensive....
Life's too short...
- Lady Uppercrust
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Re: Eye Eye
Thankyou, but not sure if I would class that as a recommendation, after all, aren't you blind drunk most of the time ?
Chortle chortle.
Chortle chortle.
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Re: Eye Eye
For a comprehensive test with lots of reasurringly bizarre machines: http://www.eyeretinasurgeons.com/specia ... _chong.php
Re: Eye Eye
I can charge you a thousand bucks and tell you you have perfect eyesight, if that's what you want.
- Lady Uppercrust
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Re: Eye Eye
No, I want to be told my eyesight is a little iffy and a diamond studded heart shaped magnifying glass on a gold chain to be worn about my neck is what I need.
It's all about the accessories my good man, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
It's all about the accessories my good man, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
Re: Eye Eye
been sticking cotton buds in yer eyes?
- Lady Uppercrust
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Re: Eye Eye
Heavens No ! I have a butler for sticking things in.
- BFG
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Re: Eye Eye
Well yes, of course, but he takes that into account...Lady Uppercrust wrote:Thankyou, but not sure if I would class that as a recommendation, after all, aren't you blind drunk most of the time ?
Chortle chortle.
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- Snaffled
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Re: Eye Eye
A butler? tsk tsk.
If there was a God, then why is my arse the perfect height for kicking?
- BFG
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Re: Eye Eye
I take it that it is the single definite article that is causing the "tskness", rather than the employment of a butler per se?Snaffled wrote:A butler? tsk tsk.
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Re: Eye Eye
That's an indefinite article that is. You really ought to pass these things by your butler before you post.
Re: Eye Eye
what are you exactly sticking into your butler?Lady Uppercrust wrote:Heavens No ! I have a butler for sticking things in.
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Re: Eye Eye
It is. The typing finger is faster than the checking eye....Burbage wrote:That's an indefinite article that is. You really ought to pass these things by your butler before you post.
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- Lady Uppercrust
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Re: Eye Eye
You're all wrong He is very definitely a butler..................... I checked with the scullery maid !
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Re: Eye Eye
You didn't speak directly with her I presume?
If there was a God, then why is my arse the perfect height for kicking?
- Lady Uppercrust
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Re: Eye Eye
Lord no, I sent an equerry.
- Lady Uppercrust
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Re: Eye Eye
It makes me nothing of the sort, he's on secondment to the House of Snoot.