Inspiration for Possum

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Fat Bob » 29th Oct, '09, 19:47

I've seen smoke during some of my shags.....
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by BoD » 29th Oct, '09, 21:55

Wouldn't all that friction mean that you come out the size of a matchstick?
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Lichtgestalt » 30th Oct, '09, 00:10

BoD wrote:Wouldn't all that friction mean that you come out the size of a matchstick?
There could be other similarities to a matchstick even before [smilie=tease.gif]

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Fat Bob » 30th Oct, '09, 07:55

Miss Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing and asked, "Class, I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?

Several hands went up.

Miss Cohen said, "Yes Robert".

Robert, "Is it an apple?"

Miss Cohen replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"

Peter called out, "It's an orange."

The young teacher said, "No."

James shouted, "It's a tomato!"

"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.

Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."

Miss Cohen, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language said, "Okay, go ahead."

Little Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long, its hard, and has a head, what is it?"

The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Little Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."

Little Johnny, smiling devilishly removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. But you have some imagination."
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Fresh Mint » 2nd Nov, '09, 12:03

I've cracked the year.

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Possum » 2nd Nov, '09, 22:17

Hanging by a thread :) and looking very orange!!
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by slinky » 3rd Nov, '09, 06:53

Keep it up, Poss!! [smilie=meclap.gif]

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Batwoman » 3rd Nov, '09, 07:54

Keep it up Poss - I am here call anytime...you want your teeth for as long as you can have them, you don't want smelly breath or to eventually die from lung cancer.

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by azzam » 3rd Nov, '09, 09:03

And you want to stay young and beautiful. Imagine yourself in ten years time, looking in the mirror. Do you see a smoker or a non smoker?

( I dunno, that worked for me...)
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 3rd Nov, '09, 09:32

Congratulations FM and good luck Poss!
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by Batwoman » 20th Nov, '09, 15:41

How's it going Poss?

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by baloo » 20th Nov, '09, 15:42

[smilie=rotflmao.gif]

I guess you didn't spend much time talking to her that the Porum drinks....
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by azzam » 20th Nov, '09, 16:23

One slip is ok. Sometimes takes more than one. So shaddup, smoker :-)
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by baloo » 20th Nov, '09, 16:24

One day Az, you'll actually give me the benefit of the doubt. If all she had was one smoke, and not admit that she had started again a few days before, I wouldn't have mentioned it.
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by azzam » 20th Nov, '09, 16:26

Why mention anyway? One slip, not one smoke.
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by baloo » 20th Nov, '09, 16:29

Like I said, one day you'll give me the benefit of the doubt, I hope.
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by azzam » 20th Nov, '09, 16:30

Nah... :-) Take away all the fun
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by baloo » 20th Nov, '09, 16:30

small things....
So…if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish.

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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by azzam » 20th Nov, '09, 17:02

Yep, I'm home early after a big day. Wanna arm wrestle?
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by baloo » 20th Nov, '09, 17:05

You're a girl, I'll use my little finger
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Re: Inspiration for Possum

Post by azzam » 20th Nov, '09, 17:08

Ok, but it has to be the left one
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