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Leading a healthy lifestyle ain't that easy...

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Our lives are about to improve!

Post by Bender » 6th Apr, '08, 06:03

The inventions on show at the five-day International Exhibition of Inventions in Geneva include non-alcoholic beer jelly for breakfast!

There's also a self-making bed - it has a contraption at the sides with tubes on which one wraps the sides of the doona linen. A button activates the tubes to smooth over the doona linen, while straps at the side will tighten the sheet itself. The inventor said his motivation for inventing the bed was laziness, but did add that it could be practical for people with back problems who may not be able to bend.

Mmmmm... Beer jelly... [smilie=slurp.gif]
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Post by Zephyr » 6th Apr, '08, 06:36

I like the self making bed.
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Post by Bender » 6th Apr, '08, 06:43

I want to know what happens if you're in the bed, with a belly full of beer jelly, and the 'make bed' button is pressed.
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Post by Kooky » 6th Apr, '08, 07:03

Save a fortune on lipo.

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Post by FurBaby » 6th Apr, '08, 20:23

or a colonic.

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Re: Our lives are about to improve!

Post by Joy » 7th Apr, '08, 07:11

Urgh.

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