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I just have to compare Madonna's face with her hands and that puts me off.

Kooky wrote:I just have to compare Madonna's face with her hands and that puts me off.

she's still around?

Morrolan wrote:

Kooky wrote:I just have to compare Madonna's face with her hands and that puts me off.

she's still around?

And dating men half -- or is it less than half? - her age!

far less than half, and she's stolen Michael Jackson leather gloves from his grave.

That's a mid-life crisis. In actual fact, you should follow this equation:

Below Half your age + 7 = Mid-life crisis.

Fat Bob wrote:That's a mid-life crisis. In actual fact, you should follow this equation:

Below Half your age + 7 = Mid-life crisis.

Blimey, apparently I had my mid life crisis 22 years ago. Thank goodness that's behind me

Lucky you!:D

Spike wrote:

Fat Bob wrote:That's a mid-life crisis. In actual fact, you should follow this equation:

Below Half your age + 7 = Mid-life crisis.

Blimey, apparently I had my mid life crisis 22 years ago. Thank goodness that's behind me

Oh dear... You're not very good at your maths are you Spike...
It appears you are still in the midst of your mid-life crisis if you follow the formula of life above, but don't worry...mathematically you should be through it in exactly 5yrs time