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Trying to lose weight in different ways please help.

Posted: 4th Jan, '13, 16:40
by jonona
Hi me name is Jonona, I need from some help.
For several months trying to lose weight. I heard lipovon product and want to ask if anyone has used it and can tell me something more about it. Thank you.

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Posted: 4th Jan, '13, 16:44
by baloo
I heard it causes all your hair to fall out, them your kidneys stop working followed by your teeth falling out.

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Posted: 4th Jan, '13, 18:15
by Sardonicus
Everyone we know who uses Lipovon gets explosive flatulence from it so we don't spend time with them any more.

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Posted: 4th Jan, '13, 19:39
by Kooky
So you'll be bald, have no teeth, dodgy kidneys, and no friends, but you'll be slim so it's all good.

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Posted: 5th Jan, '13, 02:09
by roberta2
I don't think that these products are a solution to the problem of overweight. I tried with more sports and healthy food!

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Posted: 7th Jan, '13, 23:14
by baloo
Only 3 people died from taking it last month. Apparently a new record low though slow kidney failure is a very painful way to go.

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Posted: 8th Jan, '13, 10:54
by Spike
My 25 year old cousin took it for six months and died by falling through a roadside drain grill. On the upside, we only needed a flat-pack coffin to bury her in.

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Posted: 14th Jan, '13, 23:29
by jonona
The reason for this was lipovon???

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Posted: 15th Jan, '13, 10:00
by Tas
tell you what, why don't you just use it, take your life and your liver and your kidneys into your own hands, let us know what the doctors say in a years time eh. Or we'll send you flowers to the funeral.

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Posted: 15th Jan, '13, 22:54
by Morrolan
fake flowers, not real. those are too expensive....

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Posted: 16th Jan, '13, 17:05
by Spike
jonona wrote:The reason for this was lipovon???
Yes, Lipovon, 5 hours exercise a day, a banana and lettuce leaf diet and sleeping upside down so that she never fully digested the food. It was this combination of treatments that brought about her dramatic weight loss, (down to 20Kg) and her demise.

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Posted: 17th Jan, '13, 05:50
by BoD
I take it she had grate expectations of weight loss..

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Posted: 17th Jan, '13, 09:25
by Spike
BoD wrote:I take it she had grate expectations of weight loss..
Yes, but she found it really draining.

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Posted: 18th Feb, '13, 21:27
by jonona
I reading many positive comments about this product. I don't know what to think of him

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Posted: 19th Feb, '13, 03:19
by BoD
Him? Spike? Don't you know he is?

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Posted: 24th Feb, '13, 10:13
by Spike
BoD wrote:Him? Spike? Don't you know he is?
Spike is an international man of mystery who lives in a tree in Pulau Ubin and rarely speaks to anyone, unless he's asked about slimming products.