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Trying to lose weight in different ways please help.

Postby jonona » 4th Jan, '13, 16:40

Hi me name is Jonona, I need from some help.
For several months trying to lose weight. I heard lipovon product and want to ask if anyone has used it and can tell me something more about it. Thank you.
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Postby baloo » 4th Jan, '13, 16:44

I heard it causes all your hair to fall out, them your kidneys stop working followed by your teeth falling out.
So…if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish.
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Postby Sardonicus » 4th Jan, '13, 18:15

Everyone we know who uses Lipovon gets explosive flatulence from it so we don't spend time with them any more.
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Postby Kooky » 4th Jan, '13, 19:39

So you'll be bald, have no teeth, dodgy kidneys, and no friends, but you'll be slim so it's all good.
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Postby roberta2 » 5th Jan, '13, 02:09

I don't think that these products are a solution to the problem of overweight. I tried with more sports and healthy food!
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Postby baloo » 7th Jan, '13, 23:14

Only 3 people died from taking it last month. Apparently a new record low though slow kidney failure is a very painful way to go.
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Postby Spike » 8th Jan, '13, 10:54

My 25 year old cousin took it for six months and died by falling through a roadside drain grill. On the upside, we only needed a flat-pack coffin to bury her in.
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Postby jonona » 14th Jan, '13, 23:29

The reason for this was lipovon???
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Postby Tas » 15th Jan, '13, 10:00

tell you what, why don't you just use it, take your life and your liver and your kidneys into your own hands, let us know what the doctors say in a years time eh. Or we'll send you flowers to the funeral.
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Postby Morrolan » 15th Jan, '13, 22:54

fake flowers, not real. those are too expensive....
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Postby Spike » 16th Jan, '13, 17:05

jonona wrote:The reason for this was lipovon???


Yes, Lipovon, 5 hours exercise a day, a banana and lettuce leaf diet and sleeping upside down so that she never fully digested the food. It was this combination of treatments that brought about her dramatic weight loss, (down to 20Kg) and her demise.
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Postby BoD » 17th Jan, '13, 05:50

I take it she had grate expectations of weight loss..
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Postby Spike » 17th Jan, '13, 09:25

BoD wrote:I take it she had grate expectations of weight loss..


Yes, but she found it really draining.
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Postby jonona » 18th Feb, '13, 21:27

I reading many positive comments about this product. I don't know what to think of him
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Postby BoD » 19th Feb, '13, 03:19

Him? Spike? Don't you know he is?
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Postby Spike » 24th Feb, '13, 10:13

BoD wrote:Him? Spike? Don't you know he is?


Spike is an international man of mystery who lives in a tree in Pulau Ubin and rarely speaks to anyone, unless he's asked about slimming products.
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