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$300 aircon services, absolutely no hidden charge.

Post by arthuryeo » 27th Jan, '11, 11:19

Aircon service at just $300! We advise charges over the phone - absolutely no hidden charge.


We have been in aircon servicing for more than 1 year. Our scope of works are:


* Air-conditoner chemical sodomy
* Repair and change of genitalia
* Leakage and incontinence
* Anti Bacteria Spraying
* Free topping of gas (with some purchase of beans)
* New installation / second hand blowup unit
* 1-month warranty after service service
* Regular bowel movement service available


Regardless the scope of services you need, you are rest assured there won't be any hidden charges or hardcore pushing.


Pls call Knut Long at 9111 1111 (8am-10pm, daily) for an absolutely non-obligatory enquiry.


Pls visit http://knutcon.com or email enquiry@knutcon.com
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Re: $300 aircon services, absolutely no hidden charge.

Post by Fat Bob » 27th Jan, '11, 13:33

I didn't know that air cons had genitalia, nor could they be sodomised. Is this speicifc to split-units, or something that can be done with in-window units too?
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Re: $300 aircon services, absolutely no hidden charge.

Post by Snaffled » 28th Jan, '11, 09:31

Some forums just delete spam but it's the thought that goes into it here that makes the place special!
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Re: $300 aircon services, absolutely no hidden charge.

Post by baloo » 28th Jan, '11, 10:07

There's a lot we delete as well.
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Post by Tas » 28th Jan, '11, 10:09

funnily enough, whilst mildly offensive, I have far less problem with someone putting up a fairly straight forward post advertising their business. it doesn't really upset me. This forum does for example ask a lot of question about cleaners, air con, plumbers and electricians. So I can pretty easily see why they think it's ok they should list their services directly for some of those queries.

it's the pretending spam that does one's nut and deserves something extra special, the twits clever 'question' askers with their squillion bodgy web pages. oh and of course the obviously fake or illegal stuff. handbags, cds and dentists anyone?
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Re: $300 aircon services, absolutely no hidden charge.

Post by baloo » 28th Jan, '11, 10:18

If any of these spammers asked first if they could put up a post advertising their business, I doubt we'd say "No".
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Post by Spike » 28th Jan, '11, 10:38

I hate to tell you this Tas but it's a joke. Read the ad again, carefully. :D
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Re: $300 aircon services, absolutely no hidden charge.

Post by slinky » 28th Jan, '11, 12:03

Spike wrote:I hate to tell you this Tas but it's a joke. Read the ad again, carefully. :D
That ad is not in its original form, Spike :lol: The funny stuff is an edit by none other than our fearless leader :D

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