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Post by Fat Bob » 9th Apr, '08, 22:43

Damn, there is the very odd time when a men's forum is required. Oh, well.
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Kooky » 9th Apr, '08, 23:32

Aw, Bob. Don't worry. I'm sure you can get some cream for it. [smilie=kiss.gif]

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Post by chocolate » 10th Apr, '08, 00:13

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Re: Men's Forum

Post by daffodil » 10th Apr, '08, 05:39

Maybe this article was the cause for concern... ;)

http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/are-m ... 85942.html
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Post by Fat Bob » 10th Apr, '08, 07:20

Surprisingly not. Firstly it's in a paper I don't read. Secondly see thread about kids.
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Burbage » 10th Apr, '08, 08:30

I'm sure FB would have no problem discussing his lack of sperm in public.

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Post by Aliya » 10th Apr, '08, 10:23

Aw blobby, you just need to tell us your problem and we will sort it for you. Honest. [smilie=rotflmao.gif]
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Post by Fat Bob » 10th Apr, '08, 10:26

It would mean getting tested first. Which reminds me of a joke:

A woman walks into a donar clinic with a closed mouth, and there's two queues, one for blood, one for sperm. She stand in the line for the sperm donation.

After 5 mins, a kindly gentleman walks over to her and says "I'm sorry dear, you may be in the wrong queue. This is the sperm donation queue".

The woman mummbles a reply through her still closed lips "I know"...
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Post by azzam » 10th Apr, '08, 11:20

Blobby's leaving his sperm to Science.

p.s. That statue's got an awfully nice bum, Daff.
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Post by Fat Bob » 10th Apr, '08, 12:12

So does that mean all those that have received my sperm are part of the Experiment?
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Post by daffodil » 10th Apr, '08, 15:37

azzam wrote:Blobby's leaving his sperm to Science.

p.s. That statue's got an awfully nice bum, Daff.
I think he looks a bit of an arse myself.... ;)
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Aliya » 10th Apr, '08, 16:01

nah, his cheeks arent high enough ;)
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Post by TheD » 11th Apr, '08, 10:12

This forum needs a mobile version.

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Post by azzam » 12th Apr, '08, 18:21

Aliya wrote:nah, his cheeks arent high enough ;)

They're on top of his legs - what more do you want, woman?
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Post by canuck » 13th Apr, '08, 10:31

azzam wrote:
Aliya wrote:nah, his cheeks arent high enough ;)

They're on top of his legs - what more do you want, woman?
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Burbage » 14th Apr, '08, 08:25

So a post about a men's forum gets replies from two men and six women. What does this tell us?

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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Fat Bob » 14th Apr, '08, 13:52

that we don't need one most of the time. Which was my point at the top. Every now and again, we do need one!
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by azzam » 14th Apr, '08, 13:54

Will we need to call Fat Bob, Fat Pop, soon do you think?
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Bender » 14th Apr, '08, 14:31

Interesting. With the exception of 'General Banter', with >300 topics and >4700 posts, the busiest forum is 'The Ladies Club', with >40 topics and >680 posts. It would appear the ladies are most 'talkative' in private.
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by BFG » 14th Apr, '08, 14:39

No sh*t Sherlock?

You didn't need to define that assertion with the phrase "in private"....
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Post by Bender » 14th Apr, '08, 14:42

I was tempted to say that 'The Ladies Club' was a blessing in disguise.....

...but I'll wait until my avatar's back from the body shop.
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Post by BFG » 14th Apr, '08, 15:13

:D
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Fat Bob » 18th Apr, '08, 23:59

Found the answer to my question, no need for a men's forum now!
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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Kooky » 19th Apr, '08, 00:03

"No, it's not at all normal for it to be that shape"?

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Re: Men's Forum

Post by Fat Bob » 19th Apr, '08, 00:07

Nope.
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