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Men's Forum
Damn, there is the very odd time when a men's forum is required. Oh, well.
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Aw, Bob. Don't worry. I'm sure you can get some cream for it.
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
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Maybe this article was the cause for concern...
http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/are-m ... 85942.html
http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/are-m ... 85942.html
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Surprisingly not. Firstly it's in a paper I don't read. Secondly see thread about kids.
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I'm sure FB would have no problem discussing his lack of sperm in public.
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Aw blobby, you just need to tell us your problem and we will sort it for you. Honest.
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It would mean getting tested first. Which reminds me of a joke:
A woman walks into a donar clinic with a closed mouth, and there's two queues, one for blood, one for sperm. She stand in the line for the sperm donation.
After 5 mins, a kindly gentleman walks over to her and says "I'm sorry dear, you may be in the wrong queue. This is the sperm donation queue".
The woman mummbles a reply through her still closed lips "I know"...
A woman walks into a donar clinic with a closed mouth, and there's two queues, one for blood, one for sperm. She stand in the line for the sperm donation.
After 5 mins, a kindly gentleman walks over to her and says "I'm sorry dear, you may be in the wrong queue. This is the sperm donation queue".
The woman mummbles a reply through her still closed lips "I know"...
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Blobby's leaving his sperm to Science.
p.s. That statue's got an awfully nice bum, Daff.
p.s. That statue's got an awfully nice bum, Daff.
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So does that mean all those that have received my sperm are part of the Experiment?
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I think he looks a bit of an arse myself....azzam wrote:Blobby's leaving his sperm to Science.
p.s. That statue's got an awfully nice bum, Daff.
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Re: Men's Forum
nah, his cheeks arent high enough
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Aliya wrote:nah, his cheeks arent high enough
They're on top of his legs - what more do you want, woman?
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one in the hand? beats two in the bush.azzam wrote:Aliya wrote:nah, his cheeks arent high enough
They're on top of his legs - what more do you want, woman?
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So a post about a men's forum gets replies from two men and six women. What does this tell us?
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that we don't need one most of the time. Which was my point at the top. Every now and again, we do need one!
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Will we need to call Fat Bob, Fat Pop, soon do you think?
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Re: Men's Forum
Interesting. With the exception of 'General Banter', with >300 topics and >4700 posts, the busiest forum is 'The Ladies Club', with >40 topics and >680 posts. It would appear the ladies are most 'talkative' in private.
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No sh*t Sherlock?
You didn't need to define that assertion with the phrase "in private"....
You didn't need to define that assertion with the phrase "in private"....
Life's too short...
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I was tempted to say that 'The Ladies Club' was a blessing in disguise.....
...but I'll wait until my avatar's back from the body shop.
...but I'll wait until my avatar's back from the body shop.
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Life's too short...
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Found the answer to my question, no need for a men's forum now!
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"No, it's not at all normal for it to be that shape"?
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Nope.
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