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Property Porn

Post by Tack » 9th Nov, '11, 21:06

Just got sent this as a possible for a Brighton gaff. Had to share :)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... ry19978995

Thought of posting in TLC but we'll see....


Edit: Someone please remind me how to insert the link via a word of my choosing.
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Scrummy Mummy » 9th Nov, '11, 21:46

Oooh, someone's watched a few property programmes.

(And bought a wide-angle lens.)

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Re: Property Porn

Post by Tack » 9th Nov, '11, 21:50

And believes the hype about interiors inflating values!

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Post by Fat Bob » 9th Nov, '11, 21:52

Nice big house and rooms. Would take a lot to heat, and you'd have to kick out a lot of the crap already in there.
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Post by daffodil » 9th Nov, '11, 22:30

Very nice, a property porn star indeed !
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Kooky » 10th Nov, '11, 03:22

Looks a bit Lawrence L-B to me!

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Post by Aliya » 10th Nov, '11, 03:54

Rather gorgiss, love some of the stuff, just not sure what they were trying to achieve!
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Tack » 10th Nov, '11, 04:18

Another interesting attitude to presentation

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... miumA=true

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Post by cromasaig » 10th Nov, '11, 05:23

So, the tenant doesn't want to move out, then.

Or was he under that newly dug pile of earth and stones that forms the focal point of the garden?
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 10th Nov, '11, 07:09

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Post by Fat Bob » 10th Nov, '11, 08:03

Do you girls honestly search these website for "something to do"? Couldn't this time be spent doing better things, like solving world peace, housing the homeless or inspecting the contents of your navel?
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Post by Bender » 10th Nov, '11, 09:08

Fat Bob wrote:Do you girls honestly search these website for "something to do"? Couldn't this time be spent doing better things, like solving world peace, housing the homeless or inspecting the contents of your navel?
I can answer that, even though I'm not a girl: Yes - multitasking is a wonderful thing, I still have time to do the other things, one of which is my job.
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Re: Property Porn

Post by baloo » 10th Nov, '11, 09:09

What's a job ?
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 10th Nov, '11, 09:11

Tack wrote: Thought of posting in TLC but we'll see....
:lol:

BTW, I'm also curious for the answer to this, because I also don't know how to do it:
Tack wrote:Edit: Someone please remind me how to insert the link via a word of my choosing.
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Bender » 10th Nov, '11, 09:13

...and I'd rather have this.
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 10th Nov, '11, 09:29

Bender wrote:...and I'd rather have this.
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Post by baloo » 10th Nov, '11, 09:33

Click on the Post reply button.

At the Post Reply screen hover hover the URL button

The instructions on how to use the bbcode will pop up.
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 10th Nov, '11, 09:47

Thanks! :)
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Bender » 10th Nov, '11, 09:47

oh, oops, how insensitive of me.

How to link to another site:
[url=http://singapore-forum&#46com/forum/faq.php?mode=bbcode#f4r0]faq.php?mode=bbcode#f4r0[/url]

edit: beaten to it.
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 10th Nov, '11, 09:59

[url=http://singapore-forum&#46com/forum/faq.php?mode=bbcode#f4r0]Excellent[/url]

:D
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Re: Property Porn

Post by Kooky » 10th Nov, '11, 17:26

Lot of chrome to keep clean in that outdoor kitchen, Bender.

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Re: Property Porn

Post by Tack » 10th Nov, '11, 18:57

Thanks Baloo and Bender :oops:

Lovely, shiny new thing there Bender. I would love that much space in our family home.

Edit: comment to FB deleted.
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