Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Anti-drinking groups in Finland report that thrill-seeking teenage girls are soaking tampons in vodka, then inserting them to obtain a buzz without getting alcohol breath. Oxford University scientific journals first reported the practice in the 1990s.
I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Noooooo. It can't be true.
1. I can't imagine a tampon absorbing enough alcohol
2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!
3. Umm...tampons get a bit..err...bigger when they absorb moisture. How in buggery would you put the thing in?
All to ickyto even contemplate.
1. I can't imagine a tampon absorbing enough alcohol
2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!
3. Umm...tampons get a bit..err...bigger when they absorb moisture. How in buggery would you put the thing in?
All to ickyto even contemplate.
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This I can't answer but perhaps Mr. Smarty Pants canMabel wrote:3. Umm...tampons get a bit..err...bigger when they absorb moisture. How in buggery would you put the thing in?
I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Nu-uh.
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No way, as any lady who has ever accidentally dropped her last fresh tampon in the toilet will attest, those things swell up like nothing else, there is NO way that once filled with a liquid they could ever be "popped up" there. Maybe they pop them up and then syringe the alcohol in? OMG. Time for a coffee
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Or perhaps they "pop them in" (nice turn of phrase, Aliya...) and then sit in a bowl of vodka?
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Mabel wrote:Noooooo. It can't be true.
2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!
Which is why it shall henceforth be known as a Smarty Pants
I wonder if it would work with Bolly?
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azzam wrote:Mabel wrote:Noooooo. It can't be true.
2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!
Which is why it shall henceforth be known as a Smarty Pants
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OK we need a volunteer to test this ...begs not!
Children aren't colouring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colours.
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So what would you do? Go to the bar, do a handstand and the splits and say "same again, barkeep"?
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That’s why pelvic floor exercises are sooooooo important ...duhhhh
Children aren't colouring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colours.