Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

sluggo · Post by **sluggo** » 25th Feb, '08, 12:54

Anti-drinking groups in Finland report that thrill-seeking teenage girls are soaking tampons in vodka, then inserting them to obtain a buzz without getting alcohol breath. Oxford University scientific journals first reported the practice in the 1990s.

Mabel · Post by **Mabel** » 25th Feb, '08, 15:28

Noooooo. It can't be true.
1. I can't imagine a tampon absorbing enough alcohol
2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!
3. Umm...tampons get a bit..err...bigger when they absorb moisture. How in buggery would you put the thing in?

All to ickyto even contemplate.

sluggo · Post by **sluggo** » 25th Feb, '08, 15:39

Mabel wrote:3. Umm...tampons get a bit..err...bigger when they absorb moisture. How in buggery would you put the thing in?

This I can't answer but perhaps Mr. Smarty Pants can

BoD · Post by **BoD** » 25th Feb, '08, 15:42

applicators?

Mabel · Post by **Mabel** » 25th Feb, '08, 16:02

Nu-uh.

Aliya · Post by **Aliya** » 25th Feb, '08, 16:15

No way, as any lady who has ever accidentally dropped her last fresh tampon in the toilet will attest, those things swell up like nothing else, there is NO way that once filled with a liquid they could ever be "popped up" there. Maybe they pop them up and then syringe the alcohol in? OMG. Time for a coffee

BFG · Post by **BFG** » 25th Feb, '08, 16:34

Or perhaps they "pop them in" (nice turn of phrase, Aliya...) and then sit in a bowl of vodka?

I don't know, I'm just trying to helf...

azzam · Post by **azzam** » 26th Feb, '08, 13:31

Mabel wrote:Noooooo. It can't be true.

2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!

Which is why it shall henceforth be known as a Smarty Pants

I wonder if it would work with Bolly?

slinky · Post by **slinky** » 26th Feb, '08, 13:35

azzam wrote:
Mabel wrote:Noooooo. It can't be true.

2. I can't imagine how much that would STING!

Which is why it shall henceforth be known as a Smarty Pants

Possum · Post by **Possum** » 26th Feb, '08, 14:20

OK we need a volunteer to test this ...begs not!

BFG · Post by **BFG** » 26th Feb, '08, 14:25

So what would you do? Go to the bar, do a handstand and the splits and say "same again, barkeep"?

azzam · Post by **azzam** » 26th Feb, '08, 14:31

Kegels and a straw...

Burbage · Post by **Burbage** » 26th Feb, '08, 14:33

You could drink it...

Possum · Post by **Possum** » 26th Feb, '08, 14:35

That’s why pelvic floor exercises are sooooooo important ...duhhhh

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