Quickie anyone?

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Quickie anyone?

Post by daffodil » 5th Mar, '08, 19:05

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/thr ... 15202.html

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Re: Quickie anyone?

Post by Aliya » 5th Mar, '08, 20:23

3 minute sex = adequate???? That is just plain rong.
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Re: Quickie anyone?

Post by Fat Bob » 5th Mar, '08, 22:51

How do you give a women multiple orgasms? WHO CARES!

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Re: Quickie anyone?

Post by BFG » 6th Mar, '08, 11:39

Sorry - I only just bothered to read the article.

So Ozzie women are happy if sex only lasts 3 minutes?

Do they also burp, f*rt , scratch their nuts, roll over and start snoring straight after sex?

If so, I think we can draw some pretty obviuos conclusions....
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Re: Quickie anyone?

Post by Burbage » 7th Mar, '08, 07:48

Aliya wrote:3 minute sex = adequate???? That is just plain rong.
Well, of course, if it only comes once a year....

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