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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 17th Feb, '09, 11:46

Who keeps messing with my American ass?
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Post by slinky » 17th Feb, '09, 11:47

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Post by Scrummy Mummy » 17th Feb, '09, 11:48

Are you saying we'd WANT to? Your arse obviously has ideas above its station [smilie=cul.gif]

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Post by baloo » 17th Feb, '09, 11:51

odd. I wonder if it has something to do with the language preferences you set. Did you select British English by any chance ?
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Post by slinky » 17th Feb, '09, 11:55

I don't think I selected any language preferences and it does it for me too ---- see: ass

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Post by baloo » 17th Feb, '09, 11:56

You can find the language preferences in the User Control Panel under the Board preferences tab
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Post by slinky » 17th Feb, '09, 11:58

British English is the one-and-only option :lol:

Edit: Is that new because I'm sure I've seen the word a s s written on here in the past....
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Post by Scrummy Mummy » 17th Feb, '09, 11:59

Good! I'm sick of my colours and my arses being changed the other way! [smilie=cul.gif]

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Post by slinky » 17th Feb, '09, 12:00

Does it change those things too??

testing: colors

Edit: Nope, looks like just ass [smilie=rotflmao.gif]
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Post by Fresh Mint » 17th Feb, '09, 12:00

Under Google you can set your language preference to "Pirate".

"Advanced search" is "Use me a better spyglass".

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

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Post by slinky » 17th Feb, '09, 12:02

Fresh Mint wrote:Under Google you can set your language preference to "Pirate".

"Advanced search" is "Use me a better spyglass".

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
Oh, now that's funny [smilie=rotflmao.gif]

Edit: You can select 'Elmer Fudd' too ---- 'Pwefewences' anyone??
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Post by Kooky » 17th Feb, '09, 12:16

But "can't be assed" just doesn't have the same effect, does it slinks? It's rong. :(

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Post by baloo » 17th Feb, '09, 12:20

slinky wrote:
Fresh Mint wrote:Under Google you can set your language preference to "Pirate".

"Advanced search" is "Use me a better spyglass".

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
Oh, now that's funny [smilie=rotflmao.gif]

Edit: You can select 'Elmer Fudd' too ---- 'Pwefewences' anyone??
and the classic Danish Chef from the Muppets

bork bork bork
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 17th Feb, '09, 12:30

Microsoft Word backlash! That's all well and good, but may I please have my ass back?
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Post by slinky » 17th Feb, '09, 13:06

Kooky wrote:But "can't be assed" just doesn't have the same effect, does it slinks? It's rong. :(
No, not the same effect at all. Rong indeed :lol:

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Post by Morrolan » 17th Feb, '09, 13:52

bum.

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Post by cromasaig » 17th Feb, '09, 14:01

Classy thread, Lil. Or should that be clarsey?

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Post by BoD » 17th Feb, '09, 14:18

I don't see what all the furse is about.
We are the TPF

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Post by Burbage » 17th Feb, '09, 14:23

Can we please stop talking about fannies?

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Post by canuck » 17th Feb, '09, 14:23

baloo wrote:
slinky wrote:
Oh, now that's funny [smilie=rotflmao.gif]

Edit: You can select 'Elmer Fudd' too ---- 'Pwefewences' anyone??
and the classic Danish Chef from the Muppets

bork bork bork

he's swedish you muppet

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Post by baloo » 17th Feb, '09, 14:28

Danish, Scandinavians, Norwegians, they're all the same.
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 17th Feb, '09, 16:26

cromasaig wrote:Classy thread, Lil. Or should that be clarsey?
You make light of the situation, but I arssure you that injustices have been committed! This is a gross violation of my right to express my cultural heritage - an American heritage that revels in the bastardizzation of the English language! Get your auto-arse program off my a s s!
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 17th Feb, '09, 18:07

Apologies to everyone for freaking out today. Having a not-so-hot day. Hope to feel better tomorrow.
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Post by Scrummy Mummy » 17th Feb, '09, 18:10

That's OK. Since we're not to be useful we may as well be freaks [smilie=groovy.gif]

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Post by Fat Bob » 17th Feb, '09, 18:10

Your arse won't be!
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