North Korea rocket launch fails
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North Korea rocket launch fails
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/ap ... nge-rocket
Hmmm, I wonder what kind of spin will the government put on this.
Hmmm, I wonder what kind of spin will the government put on this.
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Re: North Korea rocket launch fails
It is not funny!
The capitalist imperialist American neo colonialists have tried to sabotage our glorious thrust into the beckoning darkness of the heavens to claim our rightful position in the heavenly realms of the Juche!
But, the briliant tacticians of the people of North Korea have masterfully evaded their imperialist schemes by hiding the metallic phallus of the eternal Kim Jung Il (may he evermore be looming over our shoulders) in the protecting wet darkness of the rightfully North Korean waters of the Korean Sea.
The Juche has once again triumphed!!!
(i'm so ronery)
The capitalist imperialist American neo colonialists have tried to sabotage our glorious thrust into the beckoning darkness of the heavens to claim our rightful position in the heavenly realms of the Juche!
But, the briliant tacticians of the people of North Korea have masterfully evaded their imperialist schemes by hiding the metallic phallus of the eternal Kim Jung Il (may he evermore be looming over our shoulders) in the protecting wet darkness of the rightfully North Korean waters of the Korean Sea.
The Juche has once again triumphed!!!
(i'm so ronery)
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Re: North Korea rocket launch fails
A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.
Re: North Korea rocket launch fails
The UN will just need to send them another nasty letter.
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You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong-Il! I will return! You shall see. I will be back! So rong, Earthrings!
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Re: North Korea rocket launch fails
It's Awak Bawin's fault!
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Re: North Korea rocket launch fails
It's possible. But without knowing his first ever golf score we'll never know. Only a true leader can score 38 including 11 holes-in-one.Jimmy McGarret wrote:Has anyone considered that perhaps Kim's son doesn't want to follow in his father's footsteps but is merely the figurehead for the old regime to carry out their nuclear plans
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Re: North Korea rocket launch fails
Most likely he is at the moment. Don't think he has the standing of his grandfather yet. I also doubt that his father had that much of a say in comparison to the generals.Jimmy McGarret wrote:Has anyone considered that perhaps Kim's son doesn't want to follow in his father's footsteps but is merely the figurehead for the old regime to carry out their nuclear plans