The Singapore Forum

This confirms everything people suspected about Canberra.

And, in fairness, Singapore.

Site is blocked. And my company doesn't block that much.....

Fat Bob wrote:Site is blocked. And my company doesn't block that much.....

That says it all.

I haven't read it all yet, it's predictable but funny. Clever.

K: Step away from the computer. You have a house to sort out. Don't forget to preheat the pussypads.

I would imagine that Singapore has blocked that site, not your company.

Here's an exerpt from the Singapore page:

Singapore, a FINE and Simply Beautiful country, follows a democratic single-party system, which means that the people are free to all make the same choice. Since the country's Independence from Impure Ideology in 1945, the People's Authoritarian Party, or the PAP, has been in power continuously, except for two hours in 1971 when a talking dog walked into the parliament building and declared itself emperor. Lee Kuan Yew is known to be King of Singapore in disguise. He passed his position to an unknown man, who opted to use the title of Second Prime Minister of the Singapenis Republic. Later, that unknown guy, whose name has already been forgotten by Singaporeans, passed his position to his predecessor's son, who is also a son of a bitch, Lee Bla Bla (the name is not important as the surname is omnipotent). He is currently the country's third Prime Minister and will continue to pass his crown to his son. Lee Kuan Yew also is said to die in years to come and wants to be buried in the cemetry in the Vivo City Shopping Mall with a statue of cupids making out on his bloody grave [citation needed].

The political system in Singapore is tiered as follows:

People: The people are expendable, especially those with physical disabilities, those with mental disabilities, ethnic Indians, ethnic Malays, homosexuals, Protestants, and the poor. People are Singapore's greatest resource. Everyone can be put to good use. From road sweepers to high fliers, the system needs them all, in fact some unlucky Bastards are burnt as fuel to satisfy Singapore's need for electricity. No one is excluded. No one is left behind. "No one". This is because if you are behind you might be up to no good. So please stay in front where we can see you.

Bender wrote:K: Step away from the computer. You have a house to sort out. Don't forget to preheat the pussypads.

I know but mornings are a wipe-out now I can chat to my friends in Europe.

The censored sign is a joke - click on it...

Burb post the rest about Sing, brilliant. I cant get in either.

That's weird - I can get it, and I'm with StarHub.

When I clicked on it, a large metal cage decended from the ceiling above my desk, and a 3 tone siren sounded for 5.6 seconds before 3 men clad in shimmering kevlar abseiled from the top of the building and crashed in through the window

They've gone now though

BoD wrote:When I clicked on it, a large metal cage decended from the ceiling above my desk, and a 3 tone siren sounded for 5.6 seconds before 3 men clad in shimmering kevlar abseiled from the top of the building and crashed in through the window

They've gone now though

Shimmering kevlar? Sounds like they came straight from the disco.

Thank you for sharing your fantasy with us. What happened between "crashed in through the window" and "gone now" ?

I think he meant "crashed through the window on the seat of my pants" and "they've come and gone now".