Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Moderator: Singaporum Moderators
Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
...because after a shite afternoon you give in and raid the cupboard to find something really really BAD to eat only to find you only have healthy stuff and the worst you can do is a cup of cold Milo...
Edit: Found a tin of sardines, just had sardines on toast and a cup of milo. Tasted better than it sounds!
Edit: Found a tin of sardines, just had sardines on toast and a cup of milo. Tasted better than it sounds!
"I really love you" she said. "Is that the champagne talking" he asked. "No" she laughed. "That's me talking to the champagne"
- sundaymorningstaple
- Post Traumatic Stress
- Posts: 431
- Joined: 14th Feb, '08, 23:09
- Mood: Thinner!
- Location: NE on the Little Red Dot
- Contact:
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
As a kid I had a penchant for flat-packed sardines in oil. Every time my mother and father would have a party they would go into the cupboard to get the sardines and there wouldn't be any. She took to hiding the tins of Sardines in her bedroom closet as I loved to just open a can of 'em and eat them right out of the tin without anything else. Haven' had a sardine now for probably 20 years. Ever since I found out that was one of the things that kept causing my gout to flare up all the time. Also had to give up liver & kidneys as well for the same reason.
- Kooky
- Can't find the exit
- Posts: 8481
- Joined: 5th Mar, '08, 13:32
- Mood: Superior
- Location: Ringside Seat
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Thank goodness for 7-11, is all I can say. Not well today, just had to have raisin toast for breakfast.
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
A: why are you punishing yourself?
-
- I post here professionally
- Posts: 2781
- Joined: 14th Feb, '08, 14:58
- Mood: musn't grumble
- Location: Singapore
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Yep, sardines on raisin toast will definitely kill you
Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
azzam wrote:Yep, sardines on raisin toast will definitely kill you
oh urp
but no where near as bad (my mother denies this) as clam pancakes
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Clam pancakes? Devils food. SMS that is terrible! I am a flat packed in oil sardine girl myself, I thought I didnt have any tins but I have 3!! well two now
"I really love you" she said. "Is that the champagne talking" he asked. "No" she laughed. "That's me talking to the champagne"
- Bender
- I post here professionally
- Posts: 2164
- Joined: 18th Feb, '08, 06:11
- Location: ɹǝpun uʍop puɐl ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ı
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
so far, it all sounds disgusting!
“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.” – Henry David Thoreau
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
If you stopped eating everything you were told was bad for you there would be nothing left to eat. Unless there is a medical reason just eat what you want when you want. I have a small appetite (kids portions work for me) not for any dietary reason but because that is what my body wants. I eat 5 smaller meals rather than 3 larger meals in a day.
Children aren't colouring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colours.
- Kooky
- Can't find the exit
- Posts: 8481
- Joined: 5th Mar, '08, 13:32
- Mood: Superior
- Location: Ringside Seat
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
And how many cans of full-sugar coke?
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
I drink those not eat them so they don't count
Children aren't colouring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colours.
- Kooky
- Can't find the exit
- Posts: 8481
- Joined: 5th Mar, '08, 13:32
- Mood: Superior
- Location: Ringside Seat
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Yeah, right. How you're not 16 stone, I don't know.
- BFG
- I post here professionally
- Posts: 2350
- Joined: 17th Feb, '08, 16:27
- Mood: Tingly in my bits
- Location: Jolly Old Blighty
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
I am exactly like you Poss, apart from getting "larger" and "smaller" the wrong way round...Possum wrote:If you stopped eating everything you were told was bad for you there would be nothing left to eat. Unless there is a medical reason just eat what you want when you want. I have a small appetite (kids portions work for me) not for any dietary reason but because that is what my body wants. I eat 5 smaller meals rather than 3 larger meals in a day.
Life's too short...
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
I even found one of her cans in my car the other day.
"I really love you" she said. "Is that the champagne talking" he asked. "No" she laughed. "That's me talking to the champagne"
- BFG
- I post here professionally
- Posts: 2350
- Joined: 17th Feb, '08, 16:27
- Mood: Tingly in my bits
- Location: Jolly Old Blighty
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
I'm pretty sure that the way I read that wasn't the way you meant it to be read...Aliya wrote:I even found one of her cans in my car the other day.
Life's too short...
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Dirty perv!
Children aren't colouring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colours.
- BFG
- I post here professionally
- Posts: 2350
- Joined: 17th Feb, '08, 16:27
- Mood: Tingly in my bits
- Location: Jolly Old Blighty
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Life's too short...
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
When I was younger we didn't have much money and I would often come home from training starving and there would be nothing to eat in the cupboard. I would have to get creative and one afternoon I mixed icing sugar, coco and water. Chocolate icing makes a great after training snack!
-
- I post here professionally
- Posts: 2781
- Joined: 14th Feb, '08, 14:58
- Mood: musn't grumble
- Location: Singapore
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Ayyy, luxury.
We were so poor that my Mum used to give us tomato soup poured over a plate of mashed potatoes for dinner.
I thought it was great!
We were so poor that my Mum used to give us tomato soup poured over a plate of mashed potatoes for dinner.
I thought it was great!
Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken
- Kooky
- Can't find the exit
- Posts: 8481
- Joined: 5th Mar, '08, 13:32
- Mood: Superior
- Location: Ringside Seat
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
Another excuse to roll out my, "I thought my Mum was being kind to us by putting milk in the baked beans, didn't realise it was to make them go further", story.
- Lili Von Shtupp
- Part of the furniture
- Posts: 4437
- Joined: 7th Mar, '08, 09:38
- Mood: Notorious
- Location: Singapore
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
You 'ad it lucky...we always dreamed of living in a corridor.
A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.
Re: Why eating healthily is really bad for you...
[smilie=gnigni.gif]