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You can have a bigger willy!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 08:47
by Aliya
It's true!! "Travis Boswell" <
xxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxcosmetic.com> assures me this can happen. In fact he regulary sends me emails so I thought it best to share with you boys. So here you are for those of you who are size challenged!
"emails from dodgy countries about dodgy stuff to make small willlies grow"
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 08:53
by Fresh Mint
Perhaps all you girls complaining about a lack of men could just grow your own?
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 08:57
by Aliya
How about you enter into dialoge with these guys FM like last time, that was just beautiful
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 09:32
by BoD
Bigger? Sorry don't get it
Unrelatedly. there was a woman on TV last night who had II (double I) breasts
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 09:44
by Lili Von Shtupp
...my what lovely IIs you have.
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 09:45
by Fat Bob
I usually have two eyes on breasts as well!
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 09:50
by canuck
dyslexics of the world untie! I am sure I read you could have bigger pens
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think spam porn is wasted on me?
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 09:51
by BoD
Bigger pens would be hard to hold, whereas bigger... ah.
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 09:53
by canuck
well this is why I was thinking what a stupid idea
anyway,, my, what big iis you have
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:16
by Tack
Lili Von Shtupp wrote:...my what lovely IIs you have.
Hi and (on behalf of myself) Welcome
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:27
by Lili Von Shtupp
Why thanks, Tack. I have to say this forum has given me some of the best giggles I've had in ages. But what are we sewing?
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:28
by canuck
the great singaporean quilt
it's getting colder here you know?
welcome lili
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:30
by slinky
No idea what we're sewing, Lili, silliness maybe
Glad you found us - did someone get the url on the angry board under the BM's nose again?
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Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:30
by Tack
Willy warmer for Aliya
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:35
by Aliya
Lili!!!! welcome lady
.
Why do I need a willy warmer if I dont have a willy???
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:38
by Tack
Aliya wrote:Lili!!!! welcome lady
.
Why do I need a willy warmer if I dont have a willy???
For when Travis Boswell has performed his magic Silly!
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:46
by Addadude
Welcome to the "sensible" forum Lilli. Okay, sensible is stretching it... Silly forum maybe. It's certainly better tempered than the Angry Forum.
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:49
by baloo
slinky wrote:did someone get the url on the angry board under the BM's nose again?
I've only ever seen 2 references there. One that Scummy put up and was quickly deleted. Another in the "We love HoD" thread that sat there without the .com on the end for quite some time.
However you found us, welcome Lil. If there is anyone prepared to vouch that you have women's bits, you can get access to the TLC
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:52
by slinky
Seems a good way to tweek that guy, doesn't it? For whatever reason, he
really can't stand any reference to us at all over there
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Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:52
by Lili Von Shtupp
I have to say, I am simply shocked at the lack of regard you people have for rules around here. Didn't you read the regulations regarding lewd postings when you signed up? What a bunch of potty mouths. Glad to be here
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Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:55
by canuck
when I joined there were no rules, so it stands, whoo hoo
plus we have mangos,, by the by don't show baloo you womanly bits it is a scam he uses
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:58
by MM Admin
canuck wrote:when I joined there were no rules, so it stands, whoo hoo
yes there were and there are....
here's a snippet:
You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-orientated or any other material that may violate any laws be it of your country, the country where “The Singaporum” is hosted or International Law. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned, with notification of your Internet Service Provider if deemed required by us. The IP address of all posts are recorded to aid in enforcing these conditions. You agree that “The Singaporum” have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should we see fit. As a user you agree to any information you have entered to being stored in a database. While this information will not be disclosed to any third party without your consent, neither “The Singaporum” nor phpBB shall be held responsible for any hacking attempt that may lead to the data being compromised.
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 11:59
by slinky
canuck wrote:by the by don't show baloo you womanly bits it is a scam he uses
I take it that's in retaliation for the taxi driver comment, Canuck??
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 12:00
by slinky
Shit, MM, where'd you get
that bit of rules and regs??
Edit: I mean, it sounds so
serious and everything!
Re: You can have a BIGGER PENIS!
Posted: 7th Mar, '08, 12:03
by MM Admin
The registration page. I am serious and everything.