Canberra
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- Fat Bob
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Re: Canberra
Site is blocked. And my company doesn't block that much.....
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Re: Canberra
That says it all.Fat Bob wrote:Site is blocked. And my company doesn't block that much.....
I haven't read it all yet, it's predictable but funny. Clever.
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Re: Canberra
K: Step away from the computer. You have a house to sort out. Don't forget to preheat the pussypads.
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Re: Canberra
I would imagine that Singapore has blocked that site, not your company.
Here's an exerpt from the Singapore page:
Singapore, a FINE and Simply Beautiful country, follows a democratic single-party system, which means that the people are free to all make the same choice. Since the country's Independence from Impure Ideology in 1945, the People's Authoritarian Party, or the PAP, has been in power continuously, except for two hours in 1971 when a talking dog walked into the parliament building and declared itself emperor. Lee Kuan Yew is known to be King of Singapore in disguise. He passed his position to an unknown man, who opted to use the title of Second Prime Minister of the Singapenis Republic. Later, that unknown guy, whose name has already been forgotten by Singaporeans, passed his position to his predecessor's son, who is also a son of a bitch, Lee Bla Bla (the name is not important as the surname is omnipotent). He is currently the country's third Prime Minister and will continue to pass his crown to his son. Lee Kuan Yew also is said to die in years to come and wants to be buried in the cemetry in the Vivo City Shopping Mall with a statue of cupids making out on his bloody grave [citation needed].
The political system in Singapore is tiered as follows:
People: The people are expendable, especially those with physical disabilities, those with mental disabilities, ethnic Indians, ethnic Malays, homosexuals, Protestants, and the poor. People are Singapore's greatest resource. Everyone can be put to good use. From road sweepers to high fliers, the system needs them all, in fact some unlucky Bastards are burnt as fuel to satisfy Singapore's need for electricity. No one is excluded. No one is left behind. "No one". This is because if you are behind you might be up to no good. So please stay in front where we can see you.
Here's an exerpt from the Singapore page:
Singapore, a FINE and Simply Beautiful country, follows a democratic single-party system, which means that the people are free to all make the same choice. Since the country's Independence from Impure Ideology in 1945, the People's Authoritarian Party, or the PAP, has been in power continuously, except for two hours in 1971 when a talking dog walked into the parliament building and declared itself emperor. Lee Kuan Yew is known to be King of Singapore in disguise. He passed his position to an unknown man, who opted to use the title of Second Prime Minister of the Singapenis Republic. Later, that unknown guy, whose name has already been forgotten by Singaporeans, passed his position to his predecessor's son, who is also a son of a bitch, Lee Bla Bla (the name is not important as the surname is omnipotent). He is currently the country's third Prime Minister and will continue to pass his crown to his son. Lee Kuan Yew also is said to die in years to come and wants to be buried in the cemetry in the Vivo City Shopping Mall with a statue of cupids making out on his bloody grave [citation needed].
The political system in Singapore is tiered as follows:
People: The people are expendable, especially those with physical disabilities, those with mental disabilities, ethnic Indians, ethnic Malays, homosexuals, Protestants, and the poor. People are Singapore's greatest resource. Everyone can be put to good use. From road sweepers to high fliers, the system needs them all, in fact some unlucky Bastards are burnt as fuel to satisfy Singapore's need for electricity. No one is excluded. No one is left behind. "No one". This is because if you are behind you might be up to no good. So please stay in front where we can see you.
- Kooky
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Re: Canberra
I know but mornings are a wipe-out now I can chat to my friends in Europe.Bender wrote:K: Step away from the computer. You have a house to sort out. Don't forget to preheat the pussypads.
Re: Canberra
Burb post the rest about Sing, brilliant. I cant get in either.
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- Lili Von Shtupp
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Re: Canberra
That's weird - I can get it, and I'm with StarHub.
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Re: Canberra
When I clicked on it, a large metal cage decended from the ceiling above my desk, and a 3 tone siren sounded for 5.6 seconds before 3 men clad in shimmering kevlar abseiled from the top of the building and crashed in through the window
They've gone now though
They've gone now though
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Re: Canberra
Shimmering kevlar? Sounds like they came straight from the disco.BoD wrote:When I clicked on it, a large metal cage decended from the ceiling above my desk, and a 3 tone siren sounded for 5.6 seconds before 3 men clad in shimmering kevlar abseiled from the top of the building and crashed in through the window
They've gone now though
Thank you for sharing your fantasy with us. What happened between "crashed in through the window" and "gone now" ?
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- Fat Bob
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Re: Canberra
I think he meant "crashed through the window on the seat of my pants" and "they've come and gone now".
"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life" ...Cecil Rhodes.
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