A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What is the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care what you say, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an eighteen year old."
The husband replies "What did he say about your 55 year old arse?"
She replied "Your name never came up!"
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Friday joke
"I really love you" she said. "Is that the champagne talking" he asked. "No" she laughed. "That's me talking to the champagne"