You can have a bigger willy!

Aliya · Post by **Aliya** » 7th Mar, '08, 08:47

It's true!! "Travis Boswell" <xxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxcosmetic.com> assures me this can happen. In fact he regulary sends me emails so I thought it best to share with you boys. So here you are for those of you who are size challenged!

"emails from dodgy countries about dodgy stuff to make small willlies grow"

Fresh Mint · Post by **Fresh Mint** » 7th Mar, '08, 08:53

Perhaps all you girls complaining about a lack of men could just grow your own?

Aliya · Post by **Aliya** » 7th Mar, '08, 08:57

How about you enter into dialoge with these guys FM like last time, that was just beautiful

BoD · Post by **BoD** » 7th Mar, '08, 09:32

Bigger? Sorry don't get it

Unrelatedly. there was a woman on TV last night who had II (double I) breasts

Lili Von Shtupp · Post by **Lili Von Shtupp** » 7th Mar, '08, 09:44

...my what lovely IIs you have.

Fat Bob · Post by **Fat Bob** » 7th Mar, '08, 09:45

I usually have two eyes on breasts as well!

canuck · Post by **canuck** » 7th Mar, '08, 09:50

dyslexics of the world untie! I am sure I read you could have bigger pens

think spam porn is wasted on me?

BoD · Post by **BoD** » 7th Mar, '08, 09:51

Bigger pens would be hard to hold, whereas bigger... ah.

canuck · Post by **canuck** » 7th Mar, '08, 09:53

well this is why I was thinking what a stupid idea

anyway,, my, what big iis you have

Tack · Post by **Tack** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:16

Lili Von Shtupp wrote:...my what lovely IIs you have.

Hi and (on behalf of myself) Welcome

Lili Von Shtupp · Post by **Lili Von Shtupp** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:27

Why thanks, Tack. I have to say this forum has given me some of the best giggles I've had in ages. But what are we sewing?

canuck · Post by **canuck** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:28

the great singaporean quilt

it's getting colder here you know?

welcome lili

slinky · Post by **slinky** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:30

No idea what we're sewing, Lili, silliness maybe

Glad you found us - did someone get the url on the angry board under the BM's nose again?

Tack · Post by **Tack** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:30

Willy warmer for Aliya

Aliya · Post by **Aliya** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:35

Lili!!!! welcome lady

.

Why do I need a willy warmer if I dont have a willy???

Tack · Post by **Tack** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:38

Aliya wrote:Lili!!!! welcome lady .

Why do I need a willy warmer if I dont have a willy???

For when Travis Boswell has performed his magic Silly!

Addadude · Post by **Addadude** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:46

Welcome to the "sensible" forum Lilli. Okay, sensible is stretching it... Silly forum maybe. It's certainly better tempered than the Angry Forum.

baloo · Post by **baloo** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:49

slinky wrote:did someone get the url on the angry board under the BM's nose again?

I've only ever seen 2 references there. One that Scummy put up and was quickly deleted. Another in the "We love HoD" thread that sat there without the .com on the end for quite some time.

However you found us, welcome Lil. If there is anyone prepared to vouch that you have women's bits, you can get access to the TLC

slinky · Post by **slinky** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:52

Seems a good way to tweek that guy, doesn't it? For whatever reason, he really can't stand any reference to us at all over there

Lili Von Shtupp · Post by **Lili Von Shtupp** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:52

I have to say, I am simply shocked at the lack of regard you people have for rules around here. Didn't you read the regulations regarding lewd postings when you signed up? What a bunch of potty mouths. Glad to be here

canuck · Post by **canuck** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:55

when I joined there were no rules, so it stands, whoo hoo

plus we have mangos,, by the by don't show baloo you womanly bits it is a scam he uses

Post by **MM Admin** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:58

canuck wrote:when I joined there were no rules, so it stands, whoo hoo

yes there were and there are....

here's a snippet:

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slinky · Post by **slinky** » 7th Mar, '08, 11:59

canuck wrote:by the by don't show baloo you womanly bits it is a scam he uses

I take it that's in retaliation for the taxi driver comment, Canuck??

slinky · Post by **slinky** » 7th Mar, '08, 12:00

Shit, MM, where'd you get that bit of rules and regs??

Edit: I mean, it sounds so serious and everything!

Post by **MM Admin** » 7th Mar, '08, 12:03

The registration page. I am serious and everything.

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