Gentlemen (and ladies of a certain age) I present the Nokia 3110 Classic.
It has a camera (not that I'm likely to use it), a radio (which I like) and can also store lots of music (no need for an I-Pod).
But best of all, you can adjust the font size on the contacts and SMSs to "very large" which means I no longer need to hold it at arms' length.
All for a very reasonable $120 without contract.
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