Inspiration for Possum
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Re: Inspiration for Possum
I've seen smoke during some of my shags.....
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Wouldn't all that friction mean that you come out the size of a matchstick?
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Re: Inspiration for Possum
There could be other similarities to a matchstick even beforeBoD wrote:Wouldn't all that friction mean that you come out the size of a matchstick?
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Re: Inspiration for Possum
Miss Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing and asked, "Class, I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?
Several hands went up.
Miss Cohen said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "Is it an apple?"
Miss Cohen replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Miss Cohen, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language said, "Okay, go ahead."
Little Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long, its hard, and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Little Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."
Little Johnny, smiling devilishly removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. But you have some imagination."
Several hands went up.
Miss Cohen said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "Is it an apple?"
Miss Cohen replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Miss Cohen, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language said, "Okay, go ahead."
Little Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long, its hard, and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Little Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."
Little Johnny, smiling devilishly removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. But you have some imagination."
"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life" ...Cecil Rhodes.
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I've cracked the year.
How are you doing, Poss?
How are you doing, Poss?
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Hanging by a thread
and looking very orange!!

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Keep it up, Poss!!
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Keep it up Poss - I am here call anytime...you want your teeth for as long as you can have them, you don't want smelly breath or to eventually die from lung cancer.
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Re: Inspiration for Possum
And you want to stay young and beautiful. Imagine yourself in ten years time, looking in the mirror. Do you see a smoker or a non smoker?
( I dunno, that worked for me...)
( I dunno, that worked for me...)
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Congratulations FM and good luck Poss!
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How's it going Poss?
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I guess you didn't spend much time talking to her that the Porum drinks....
So…if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish.
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One slip is ok. Sometimes takes more than one. So shaddup, smoker 

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One day Az, you'll actually give me the benefit of the doubt. If all she had was one smoke, and not admit that she had started again a few days before, I wouldn't have mentioned it.
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Why mention anyway? One slip, not one smoke.
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Like I said, one day you'll give me the benefit of the doubt, I hope.
So…if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish.
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small things....
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Yep, I'm home early after a big day. Wanna arm wrestle?
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You're a girl, I'll use my little finger
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