And seeing as I'm here :)

[slinky]

As for my mum's family, they were from a mining town in Yorkshire. They were probably cousins, uncles and grandparents all at the same time.

Cool, so you do your own versions of 'Kentucky jokes' in the UK too then

[Kooky]

Forget the in-breed jokes (same the world over - here I think it's QLD although in QLD it would probably be WA, and so on), I want to know what slinky was doing reading a page full of penis stories?

[slinky]

Forget the in-breed jokes (same the world over - here I think it's QLD although in QLD it would probably be WA, and so on), I want to know what slinky was doing reading a page full of penis stories?

See the other thread (Was it really a page full of 'em?? I only clicked on and noticed the eel story )

[Kooky]

Y'know, I have no earthly idea how I consolidated those thoughts/threads. I was actually sober at the time (not quite so, now ).

[Zephyr]

That's brilliant, Kooky! Your first cousin once removed that is; not the fact that you're not quite sober although nothing wrong with feeling mellow!!