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Kooky
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by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 18:57
No matter how cold the weather may have turned, always take the meat out of the freezer the night before you want it so you can defrost it slowly in the fridge and don't have to leave it in the sink when you go to work.
Cats may not like raw minced steak, but that won't stop them stealing it, opening the ziplock bag, and leaving the contents scattered all over your afghan rug.
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Fat Bob
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by Fat Bob » 26th May, '10, 19:06
"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life" ...Cecil Rhodes.
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slinky
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by slinky » 26th May, '10, 19:31
Oh dear
(Methinks there are some cats in Sydney on the naughty list.....
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Tack
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by Tack » 26th May, '10, 19:37
ewww !
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Kooky
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by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 20:03
Little shits did their usual, get on the worktop, expect treats, as soon as we walked in. When they didn't get any (I should cocoa!) Bo swiped me
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Scrummy Mummy
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by Scrummy Mummy » 26th May, '10, 20:09
You see, this is why I don't have afgan rugs, just cheapo fake ones.
At least they didn't vomit it over the rug......
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Kooky
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by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 20:11
They prefer to vomit on the more expensive of the two. The cream one.
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Pinklepurr
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by Pinklepurr » 26th May, '10, 20:23
"Always turn and look when your cat gazes behind you with that intent look in her eyes. Some day there might actually be something there." - Anonymous
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Lili Von Shtupp
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by Lili Von Shtupp » 26th May, '10, 20:37
A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.
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Addadude
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by Addadude » 26th May, '10, 20:45
"Both politicians and nappies need to be changed regularly, and for the same reasons."
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Kooky
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by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 20:48
They're quite interested in the sound effects, dude.
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sluggo
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by sluggo » 27th May, '10, 01:19
Scummy Mummy wrote:You see, this is why I don't have afgan rugs, just cheapo fake ones.
At least they didn't vomit it over the rug......
you see this is why i don't have cats
I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Morrolan
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by Morrolan » 27th May, '10, 06:42
Kooky wrote:They prefer to vomit on the more expensive of the two. The cream one.
sounds like our cats...
they prefer the black and gold silk persian...
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Burbage
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by Burbage » 27th May, '10, 11:35
This is why you need a dog as well. The cats chuck the mince all over the room, the dog licks it up (goes for vomit too, unfortunately, and the contents of the litter tray).
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Scrummy Mummy
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by Scrummy Mummy » 27th May, '10, 11:41
It's when the toddler goes for the vomit that you worry......
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Aliya
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by Aliya » 27th May, '10, 11:49
OMG Kick the Kitty, in a former life for this Board this entertained us for months
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I think Mint posted it.
"I really love you" she said. "Is that the champagne talking" he asked. "No" she laughed. "That's me talking to the champagne"
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Dinosaur
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by Dinosaur » 27th May, '10, 12:30
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slinky
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by slinky » 27th May, '10, 12:34
Burbage wrote:This is why you need a dog as well. The cats chuck the mince all over the room, the dog licks it up (goes for vomit too, unfortunately, and the contents of the litter tray).
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Too true, Burb, too true
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Burbage
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by Burbage » 27th May, '10, 13:04
And then they want to lick you in the face.
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slinky
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by slinky » 27th May, '10, 15:00
Ahhh, now you're making me miss my little doggie
(NO, I don't want to be licked by a dog after the barf and cat poo scenario - I'm just feeling nostalgic
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